if somebody invented a shirt with a giant pocket in the front they would be millionaires because who wouldnt want to feel like a kangaroo
science is upon us more than ever
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
Hawkeye’s appearance in Thor.
Things that come to me when trying to remember something from my notes on a test.
i swear to god i’ll be sitting in the middle of my english exam tomorrow trying to remember a random fucking shakespearean quote or something and this fucking post will be all i’m able to think about godfuckingdammit i hate this site
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You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?
They never said he was an egg.
all the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t put Humpty Dumpty back together again BECAUSE HIS BLOOD WAS GUSHING OUT OF HIS CRACKED SKULL
SOMEONE PLEASE CHANGE THE SUBJECT BEFORE THE SHERLOCK FANDOM STARTS ANGSTING.
LOOK JAWN I’M HUMPTY DUMPTY
one time i looked at something that had glitter on it and it got on my hands somehow
Reblog this if you want Hawkeye in The Avengers 2, played only by Jeremy Renner and with a better development of his character
I wanna see if I’m alone here
well, it seems I’m not alone here, now how do we let Marvel knows about this?
finally, a good use for this thing